“If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00! Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.”
Word of the wise from a summer of bro-haters on Wall Street and in the Obama-sphere.
The Brotherhood will be back in action come fall.
Finish off your Coronas, and get ready for rush, pledges, game-days and so much more.
As always, shoot any stories, comments or questions to PledgeMaster@PledgingSucks.com.
Go Greek, or go the fuck home. Enjoy the rest of your summer bros.
It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.