“Some college overachievers garner their degree in the typical fields of real-world bullshit. Yet, only the best graduate with an Honors Degree in Fratting. Others might call it Fraternal Education, with minors in Keg Stands, Sex Education and Alcohol Consumption. Either way, the classes along the way are priceless.”
During pledgeship, your GPA takes a kick in the nuts. If you can garner a 3.0, you deserve praise. If you’re even close to a 4.0, then you’re pledging the wrong fraternity. It’s one semester to give your education the middle finger, and it couldn’t be more liberating.
Don’t hesitate to shoot me an email at PledgeMaster@PledgingSucks.com. Everyone wants to hear your pledging stories, so sack up and speak up. It’ll be anonymous if you’d like, but nothing’s greater than a fresh story of a pledge who just finished their semester of fun. Spit it out pussies.
It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.