With countless hazing horror stories plaguing all that is Greek life, some tend to forget how kick-ass a semester of pledgeship can be. Ask anyone who has endured it; it’s worth every second. With the New Year right around the corner, let’s not forget to count our blessings. For all the newly initiated pledges, welcome to the Brotherhood. For all who are waiting until Spring to pledge, enjoy the holiday while it lasts. Pledgeship is a party, so start preparing accordingly. On another note, don’t you want to see a pledge chug a bottle of maple syrup Super-Trooper’s style? It’s our little Christmas present to you right after the jump.
As stated in our most recent Quote of the Day, “Pledgeship is the best time you’ll never want to have again. It’s a semester-long party of losing your virginity, except you’re the one getting fucked.” We don’t just throw these quotes at you for any reason. It’s the God-honest truth. Pledgeship involves countless hammered nights, memorable unity building activities and hilarious horror stories. It’s just a matter of being able to step back and laugh about it once all is said and done.
As we already explained, there are countless types of pledges. From the Drunk Pledge to the Pledge Class President, you only get out of pledgeship what you put into it. Don’t walk around with a stick up your ass; actually try to enjoy it. Yea, you’ll get your shit rocked. Tough it out, life isn’t that bad. You have the opportunity and reason to get hammered every single night. The Brotherhood can’t get pissed for you being hammered. If so, just tell them you’re so Sorry For Partying. They’ll understand.
Anyways, there’s a lesson to be learned here. Too many pussies are worried about getting hazed and living the life of a slave for a semester. We can’t forget about the good times. When you do become a brother, all you talk about it pledgeship. It’s the greatest common bond that the entire brotherhood shares. Diversity and hardship brings together a group of guys greater than any other element on earth. Mix in a little alcohol, and you’ve got yourself an epiphany.
We’ll leave you with a classy video of the laughs pledgeship entails. Chugging a bottle of syrup because the Brotherhood says so? Absolutely:
It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.