Submitted Story: Lost & Paint-Balled

Posted on 19 April 2013

As promised, the Brotherhood will be heard. An unknown author, going by the name of Hugh G. Rection (very creative, by the way), tells his story from Penn State Sigma Pi. If you want to get in touch with him, feel free to email him at: fuckedmyteacher123@uranus.edu. Will he respond? Doubtful. Either way, enjoy the story:

 

PaintballGot hazed the other day.  A true mind fuck if you ask me. 7 of my pledge-brothers and I were driven blindfolded to the middle of fucking nowhere in the woods and hills.  Told to find our way back. Five minutes later a “brother” hurt his ankle.  As a well trained class of pledges, we picked him up and continued.  Out of nowhere, we were surprised to find the rest of the chapter president’s brothers shooting paintballs at us.  We were fucked.  I mean… FUCKED.  

The shooting rape lasted a good 30 minutes of running away while carrying this guy till we found a road.  When the other guys ran out of paintballs.  They left, and we walked 10 miles back.  The brother we were carrying was actually just a decoy and was put with us to make the attack worse.  My ass, back, nipples, face, and bare feet were bloodied up the entire walk back, and I am currently scarred for life, both physically and emotionally, I don’t know which brothers to trust and not to trust.

 

Thoughts? Sound off in the comments below.

It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.

 

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8 Responses to “Submitted Story: Lost & Paint-Balled”

  1. PledgeMaster says:

    Cheers to the silver-lining of enjoying a great brotherly outing in the woods. Bonding at its best.

  2. thatguy says:

    I really don’t understand how this is still acceptable in today’s society. This is physical and emotional abuse, these boys were attacked. This shit shouldn’t be something that people go through to be part of this organization. I’m glad my fraternity (although we were mindfucked) never did stuff like THIS to us.

  3. AKAKIA says:

    fuck sig pi lol

  4. DickDiggity says:

    ^fucking panzy^ that actually sounds like fun compared to most hazing

  5. thefuk says:

    Fucking ridiculous. You could have shot out someones eyes…

  6. bearcat says:

    It’s called pledging for a reason, sounds like you got it easy, take it pussy!

  7. BigSexy says:

    Noting this one a good pledging day, and you should man up my friend some days of my pledging I would have wished for as much, although cudos to the brother who had the guts to go out and shot at.

  8. USC says:

    That went slightly overboard-

    I started a similar “activity”
    Actives vote on the worst pledge to the best one

    They are then put on a “Wanted” sign with the worst pledge being worth a case of beer and the best pledge is only one beer. Toss them in the woods and use paintball guns to go hunting


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