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Posted on 10 April 2012

“You’ll be subjected to hazing all your life.” – Martin Luther

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Posted on 10 November 2011

“It’s good for them. It embarrasses a little, but relieves them a lot. Makes them part of the group.” — the late Vince Lombardi on rookie hazing.

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Posted on 25 September 2011

“Pledge attire is life attire. Overall, pledging is a lifestyle.”

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Posted on 14 August 2011

“If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the […]

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Posted on 14 May 2011

“No means yes! Yes means anal!” — DKE Pledges (Yale University)

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Posted on 06 May 2011

“Osama Bin Laden wasn’t killed by any ordinary #18 GDI. That would never happen. The proud marine responsible for the bullet in his head was a worthy frat-star back in the day. No surprise there, the Wall Street Journal reports.”

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Posted on 22 April 2011

“There’s always a pledge class bitch: the guy no one likes, the same guy that every brother fucks with the most.”

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Posted on 30 March 2011

“No matter how big of a hard-ass you are, initiation might bring a tear to your eye. You’ve survived the hardest semester of your life; you deserve to show a little emotion.”

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Posted on 10 March 2011

We’ll take a page out of the Brotherhoods’ favorite piece of art, Animal House: Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee. Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do? Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.

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Posted on 22 February 2011

“Pledgeship parallels a glorified ROTC. The yelling, physicality and mental torture seem all too similar. Such hardship forces unity, and makes you respect your letters when all is said and done.”

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Posted on 04 February 2011

“Some college overachievers garner their degree in the typical fields of real-world bullshit. Yet, only the best graduate with an Honors Degree in Fratting. Others might call it Fraternal Education, with minors in Keg Stands, Sex Education and Alcohol Consumption. Either way, the classes along the way are priceless.”

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Posted on 20 January 2011

“Don’t let Rush fool you. The Brotherhood puts on a glorious front, all for the sake of recruitment. All the beer, liquor and women in the world will be thrown your way. But alas, the Brotherhood might be nice now, but in due time, you’ll be their bitch.”

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Posted on 30 December 2010

“This New Year, let’s take a moment to cherish our abilities to haze balls without going to jail. The Brotherhood always wins.” Amateur “I Hate Pledges” video after the jump. Why would someone put time into this?

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Posted on 18 December 2010

“Pledgeship is the best time you’ll never want to have again. It’s a semester-long party of losing your virginity, except you’re the one getting fucked.”

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Posted on 06 December 2010

“Cold weather unifies a pledge class like nothing else. A frosty dip in the pool at 30-degrees never hurt anybody, right? With snow in hand, hazing just got a whole lot more interesting.”

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Posted on 12 November 2010

You join a frat for three main reasons: 1) To be a bro 2) To party 3) To get laid Prioritize them in any way you’d like, there’s no wrong answer.

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Posted on 02 November 2010

Choosing a fraternity during rush is complicated. It’s a week-long version of speed dating. Yet, unlike blind dates, there’s always a fraternity that fits you. There’s no excuse to be a GDI.

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Posted on 27 October 2010

“Pledges have unwritten power. By ratting on the brotherhood for hazing, a pledge can successfully cancel pledgeship altogether. Did I mention the added incentive? The pledge also digs himself his own grave. Seriously. There’s nothing worse a pledge could possibly do. So don’t do it.”

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Posted on 20 October 2010

Walking around campus in pledge attire is like waving a giant red flag. You mine-as-well have a shirt that says “I’m a bitch of the brotherhood, and I’m paying for my friends”.

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Posted on 13 October 2010

“Getting hammered is an essential component of pledgeship. When you find yourself holding your pledge brother’s fuck-stick during an elephant walk, you better hope you’re shitfaced.”  

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Posted on 05 October 2010

Pledging a fraternity is like buying a hooker. You get fucked, then fucked some more. But in the end, you’re literally paying for it.

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Posted on 27 September 2010

“As a rookie brother, hazing a pledge is like making love for the first time. It’s always awkward at first, but practice makes perfect. Your manly essence thanks you for your guilty pleasure.”

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Posted on 18 September 2010

“The brotherhood awaits the newest set of pledges like it’s the night before Christmas. Each present comes with special features, such as designated driving, personal catering and unified hazing.”

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Posted on 14 September 2010

“Pledgeship is like a rainbow. Pledges do everything in their power to find the brotherhood’s pot of gold. It’s fucking beautiful in the eyes of the brothers. The pledges fuck themselves over all the way to the other end.”

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Posted on 10 September 2010

“The Pledge Class President takes the most fingers up the ass. He’s like Obama. The only difference revolves around the final result: once a PCP’s term is complete, he actually has some form of respect.”

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Posted on 29 August 2010

“The overachieving pledge is the guy to call when you really need something done. Need a condom in less than ten minutes before she passes out? He’ll be there, with three different kinds to choose from.”

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Posted on 25 August 2010

“If chicks were as easy as pledges to get mind-fucked, then we’d all be paying child support.”

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