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14 Most Brutal Hazing Rituals

Posted on 18 February 2011

Hazing? Never heard of it. Who hazes? Well, for those who believe in the ludicrous myth that fraternities and sororities carry on the age-old tradition of hazing, here’s your glorified top-10 list. Make that 14. With the help of Ranker.com, we’ve compiled the top-14 most brutal college hazing rituals. Take it with a grain of […]

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Hazing Visualized

Posted on 14 February 2011

It’s one thing to read about it, it’s a completely different thing to see it. We searched the web for the classiest hazing pics out there. While the Brotherhood represents the great majority of hazing in society, you have to respect the Sisterhood in their leaked pics. Their downfall? Every damn girl loves their camera, […]

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IN THE NEWS: Sports Program Canceled Due To Hazing Incident

Posted on 12 February 2011

Due to a few recent incidents of hazing that have hit national spotlight, we’re going to run a weekly article revolving around hazing and pledgeship in the news. Because of our creativity, we’re titling it In The News. Innovative, I know. Well, our first edition travels to bum-fuck-nowhere in the small college town of Middlebury, […]

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Why We Haze

Posted on 02 February 2011

Society consists of an overwhelming amount of anti-hazing douche-bags. Wherever the pre-conceived notions came from, it’s pretty fucking obvious that the haters of hazing can be sourced back to GDI college life. Only those who have experienced all that pledgeship and brotherhood entails can truly comprehend the value and importance of hazing. We’re not talking […]

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Anticipation of Pledgeship

Posted on 24 January 2011

Making the transition from high school hot-shot to university frat-star isn’t one of ease. For all you cocky shitheads who think that high school stardom matters, you’re so fucking wrong it’s not even funny. The Brotherhood salivates for pledges like you. There are two sides to the anticipation story. If you’re a freshman about to […]

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FAQ: Fraternity Edition

Posted on 16 January 2011

Let’s face it, unless you’re currently in a fraternity, you don’t know shit about one. Seriously, Greek life has and always will remain private and exclusive. And fuck, we like it that way. Well, for all you naive youngsters chomping at the bits to join the greatest unified group of bros in the world, we’re […]

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New Year, New Semester, New Pledge Class

Posted on 12 January 2011

Frat stars don’t make resolutions. Why not? Because frat stars live the life of their dreams, and they don’t need to make a bullshit promise to improve what’s already the best. Cocky? Abso-fucking-lutely. The New Year doesn’t represent shit for a bro, only the fact that his liver survived another year of binge drinking, his […]

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Taking Advantage of Pledges

Posted on 08 January 2011

Pledgeship remains shitty for many reasons, but one more than any other: the Brotherhood uses their pawns for all they’re worth. Pawns…pledges…same thing. In other words, pledges aren’t pointlessly hazed (well, most of the time). We’re not talking about making a pledge wipe a brother’s ass after he shits. Although that might be productive and […]

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Frat Hazing Video Parody

Posted on 26 December 2010

YouTube offers some of the greatest, and some of the worst home videos you’ll ever see. Surprisingly, there is very little video content revolving around pledgeship. I’m not counting the endless bullshit “anti-hazing” news reports. Fucking bro haters. But hey, we don’t worry about those, now do we? How about a fraternity hazing skit that […]

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Pledgeship Is A Party

Posted on 22 December 2010

With countless hazing horror stories plaguing all that is Greek life, some tend to forget how kick-ass a semester of pledgeship can be. Ask anyone who has endured it; it’s worth every second. With the New Year right around the corner, let’s not forget to count our blessings. For all the newly initiated pledges, welcome […]

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Fraternity Glory Days Part II

Posted on 14 December 2010

There’s something oddly appealing about celebrities, whether it be a juicy background story, illicit sex scandal or latest purchase in Beverly Hills. Let’s take a slightly more badass look at our most beloved celebs. Ever wonder if the icons of today knew how to funnel a beer, haze a pledge or sport the greatest Greek […]

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Fratty Vocabulary

Posted on 02 December 2010

It’s not everyday that we learn a new word or two. I’d be willing to throw down a few bucks to bet you’ve never heard of some of these. Quite possibly the greatest list of vocabulary words I’ve run across. Specializing in fraternities and sororities, these slang words perfectly encompass all that is Greek Life. […]

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Anti-Hazing Douchebags

Posted on 28 November 2010

Also known as GDI’s, Anti-Hazing Douchebags are all those opposed to the sacred ritual of hazing a pledge’s balls off. Who would ever disagree with such time-honored tradition? But hey, we can always embark upon ropes courses, trust falls and pledge class dinners to build unity, right? Fuck no, that’s not an option. All those […]

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Urban Dictionary: Frat Edition

Posted on 24 November 2010

Public opinion can truly blow your mind a time or two, and nothing’s better than an online dictionary that defines the greatest terms known to man. Of course Greek-life will make its presence known, and of course these responses are the classiest out there. From fratastic to sorostitute, let’s take a look at how Urban […]

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What pledge were you ?

Posted on 20 November 2010

So you’ve heard it all. Pledgeship encompasses every type of fired-up freshman known to man. We could talk all day long, but we want to know about you…

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Brother Hazing

Posted on 16 November 2010

For all you naive folk out there, pledges aren’t the only ones getting their shit rocked. Think about it, pledgeship only lasts for a few months. What the hell is the brotherhood supposed to do without pledges to haze? It’s like having a girlfriend to screw on a daily basis, then breaking up. It’s not […]

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The Drunk Pledge

Posted on 08 November 2010

If you really wanna fire-up the brotherhood, shotgun a beer. But we’re not talking about your average Saturday night rager. If your dreams of frat-star status are truly worthy, you’ll get fucked up on a daily basis. As a pledge, there’s no better way to earn respect. Well, assuming you’re pledging the right fraternity. Let’s […]

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Fraternity Glory Days: The Top 3 Celebrities of 12 Big Fraternity Houses

Posted on 29 October 2010

Ever wonder what your favorite big-screen badasses, superstar athletes, and mega-rich media moguls were like in college? Only the best knew how to party, and if they did just that, you better believe they joined a frat. Will Ferrell over there, he was a classy Delta Tau Delta. Let’s all raise our glasses to the best […]

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Frat Life Reality TV

Posted on 22 October 2010

The concept of televising fraternity life seems like the ideal form of entertainment. Constant parties, horny sorority girls and pledge hazing would make for quality television, especially on MTV. Well, history proves otherwise (much to my dismay). To prove just how badly pledging sucks, lets take a trip back to February 2003, the original air […]

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The Ideal Pledge

Posted on 18 October 2010

As brothers, we’d all love to have Hooters girls driving us around, serving us dinner and getting hardcore hazed. And in this case, sexually hazed. Well, we can’t all win the lottery now can we? Society has been pretty generous to keep fraternities and pledgeship around for the time being, so we won’t be too […]

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GDI: God Damn Independents

Posted on 07 October 2010

For every hero, there lies a villain. For every frat-star, there lies a GDI. Let’s delve into a vocabulary lesson. GDI: God Damn Independent. For those in college who choose to live a life of solitary confinement, a meager contact list and ice cream socials, this lifestyle is for you. They forgo the opportunity of […]

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Celebrities Who Need To Get Hazed

Posted on 30 September 2010

Hazing? Never heard of it. Fraternities these days shower their pledges with presents and dandelions. It’s very cute to say the least. But hey, don’t take my word for it. Wikipedia tells all: hazing is a term used to describe various rituals and other activities involving harassment, abuse or humiliation as a way of initiating […]

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The Importance of Secrecy

Posted on 24 September 2010

Well fuck, isn’t this an entire website devoted to the revelation of pledgeship secrets? You bet your ass it is. So what about secrecy? I’ll shove it up the brotherhood’s ass, that’s what I’ll do. Look, the importance of secrecy remains immense in any brotherhood that hazes their pledges’ balls off. Just ask Tiger. A […]

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Submit Your Pledging Story

Posted on 22 September 2010

Be a man. Spit it out. We know you’ve got stories, and we want to hear them. Submit your story at the top of the page. Just remember: It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.

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Brotherhood-Haters: Fuck the Police

Posted on 20 September 2010

As a pledge, there are a solid number of sounds that will make you shit your pants. Take for instance, the sound of shattered glass, heavy footsteps and drunken brothers laughing. The combination of the three might just result in the pissing of your pants. Absolute silence can have the same impact. In the frat, […]

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The Pledge Who Does Nothing

Posted on 16 September 2010

Now let’s face it, we’re all in college and we all don’t really give a fuck about getting shit done. That’s self-explanatory. If you’ve ever pledged a frat, or have any intention to do so, let’s just say that your GPA isn’t your primary concern. I’m not hating, I’m congratulating. But hey, there comes a […]

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Pledge Class President

Posted on 12 September 2010

The leader of all leaders. Oh, the irony. The word “president” comes with an air of confidence, importance and meaning. Well fuck that. Welcome pledgeship, and welcome Mr. Pledge Class President. No longer does the commander in chief have control, but rather, this president inherited a pile of shit unknown to the average #20 GDI. […]

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I Love College

Posted on 08 September 2010

The breeding ground for alcoholics, drug addicts and wicked hazing can all be attributed to the greatest four-year vacation of your life: COLLEGE. If you think that’s a bad thing, go fuck yourself. Let’s face it, when you walk into the real world in a few years, life’s going to blow. Whoever invented the concept […]

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If You Haven’t Already…

Posted on 02 September 2010

The Asshole of The Brotherhood You Know You’re A Pledge When… Rush

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The Overachieving Pledge

Posted on 31 August 2010

We all know the little douche-bags who sit in the front row of class or lecture. When the professor cracks a miserable joke, they burst out laughing. They’re fucking annoying, they make us bros look bad, and you want to punch them in the face. This, my friends, is the GDI equivalent to The Overachieving […]

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Top-Ten Reasons Why Pledging Sucks (#5 – #1)

Posted on 27 August 2010

5. Blue–Balled: Alright, this gets a little personal. We’ve mentioned this before in the “You Know You’re A Pledge When…” post, but this must be brought to the forefront of all the bullshit. I fuck you not when I tell you that pledges have no spare time. You get up, go to school, serve lunch, […]

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Top-Ten Reasons Why Pledging Sucks (#10 – #6)

Posted on 20 August 2010

10. Frat-Mart: Your wardrobe makes the transition from Hollister and American Eagle, to food-stained, ripped, wrinkled, khaki pants, along with dollar-store polo’s and worn-out boat shoes. Doing laundry? Fuck no— there’s no time. Your outfit is thrown on and off countless times no matter how wet or rank. For the time being, the Salvation Army and […]

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Even The Great Tim Tebow Gets Hazed

Posted on 14 August 2010

Some people love him, some people want to punch him. When he got his shit rocked against Kentucky last year, there were two mindsets throughout the country. The Gator Nation almost fainted, while the rest of the SEC and countless others were praising the Lord for such a gracious occurance. Tim Tebow lying motionless on […]

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The Token Fat Pledge

Posted on 10 August 2010

Every pledge class comes in all shapes, ages and sizes. While fall classes are always larger than spring classes (number-wise), there will always be a token chubster in each pledge class. I don’t care if a fraternity has a reputation for being skinny, good-looking and athletic, every pledge class needs its whale. The importance of […]

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You Know You’re A Pledge When…

Posted on 07 August 2010

10 ) You look like a tool. Your pledge attire resembles a mix of Steve Urkel and The OC. 9 ) Fear of the frat house replaces and overrides the fear of failing out of college. 8 ) While your GPA plummets, becoming a true “frat-star” replaces any college goal previously established.

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The Asshole of the Brotherhood

Posted on 07 August 2010

If you’ve been through it, you know what I’m talking about. There’s always that guy. Whether it’s his job in the house, or his job in life, he’s there at the worst times. The guy you would seriously punch in the face if given the chance— the guy you will hold a grudge against always […]

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Fear of the Unknown

Posted on 07 August 2010

As a pledge, knowing what’s going to happen next allows you to mentally, and sometimes physically, prepare for the shit to come. Well fuck– where’s the fun in that? It’s like knowing you’re about to get punched in the face. The knowledge of the future fucks with your mind just as much as the actual […]

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Rush

Posted on 02 August 2010

The ultimate week of man flirting. Whether you’re a library nerd or a hardcore partier, every college student should experience a week of rush just for the hell of it. If you don’t know what rush is, then you’ve missed out. Usually occurring the first week of school in both the fall and spring, rush […]

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Animal House

Posted on 25 July 2010

I think we can all relate to one historical past-time that fully encompasses all that is Greek-life: Animal House. Nothing sparks a national boner more than a few alcoholic frat boys with an overdose of testosterone and unlimited kegs to tap.  Although this epic film is a few years old (debuted in 1978), we can […]

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