Due to a few recent incidents of hazing that have hit national spotlight, we’re going to run a weekly article revolving around hazing and pledgeship in the news. Because of our creativity, we’re titling it In The News. Innovative, I know. Well, our first edition travels to bum-fuck-nowhere in the small college town of Middlebury, [...]

As promised, the Brotherhood will be heard. An anonymous submission just came our way in classy bullet-point form. Like all submissions requesting to be kept under wraps, we’ll honor the wish. Not to worry, there’s no name needed. This ex-pledge turned brother gave us a run-down on the highlights of his fall pledgeship. Hazing galore. [...]

“Some college overachievers garner their degree in the typical fields of real-world bullshit. Yet, only the best graduate with an Honors Degree in Fratting. Others might call it Fraternal Education, with minors in Keg Stands, Sex Education and Alcohol Consumption. Either way, the classes along the way are priceless.”

Society consists of an overwhelming amount of anti-hazing douche-bags. Wherever the pre-conceived notions came from, it’s pretty fucking obvious that the haters of hazing can be sourced back to GDI college life. Only those who have experienced all that pledgeship and brotherhood entails can truly comprehend the value and importance of hazing. We’re not talking [...]

True frat-stars don’t think twice about this one. When a chick asks if you want to stick it in her ass, do you hesitate? No, you jump in that shit (literally). Too much? Anyways, you get the point. If the opportunity presents itself to fuck the girl of your dreams, do you twiddle your thumbs? [...]

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Making the transition from high school hot-shot to university frat-star isn’t one of ease. For all you cocky shitheads who think that high school stardom matters, you’re so fucking wrong it’s not even funny. The Brotherhood salivates for pledges like you. There are two sides to the anticipation story. If you’re a freshman about to [...]

“Don’t let Rush fool you. The Brotherhood puts on a glorious front, all for the sake of recruitment. All the beer, liquor and women in the world will be thrown your way. But alas, the Brotherhood might be nice now, but in due time, you’ll be their bitch.”

Let’s face it, unless you’re currently in a fraternity, you don’t know shit about one. Seriously, Greek life has and always will remain private and exclusive. And fuck, we like it that way. Well, for all you naive youngsters chomping at the bits to join the greatest unified group of bros in the world, we’re [...]

Frat stars don’t make resolutions. Why not? Because frat stars live the life of their dreams, and they don’t need to make a bullshit promise to improve what’s already the best. Cocky? Abso-fucking-lutely. The New Year doesn’t represent shit for a bro, only the fact that his liver survived another year of binge drinking, his [...]

Pledgeship remains shitty for many reasons, but one more than any other: the Brotherhood uses their pawns for all they’re worth. Pawns…pledges…same thing. In other words, pledges aren’t pointlessly hazed (well, most of the time). We’re not talking about making a pledge wipe a brother’s ass after he shits. Although that might be productive and [...]

As promised, the Brotherhood will be heard. A recent submission came our way from J-Mulde, an anonymous GDI from an unknown college. Sound fishy? Here’s what he has to say about his desires to pledge: “I’m a GDI, unfortunately, but very pro-fraternity. I’ve been fascinated by the process of pledging for a long time, probably [...]

“This New Year, let’s take a moment to cherish our abilities to haze balls without going to jail. The Brotherhood always wins.” Amateur “I Hate Pledges” video after the jump. Why would someone put time into this?

YouTube offers some of the greatest, and some of the worst home videos you’ll ever see. Surprisingly, there is very little video content revolving around pledgeship. I’m not counting the endless bullshit “anti-hazing” news reports. Fucking bro haters. But hey, we don’t worry about those, now do we? How about a fraternity hazing skit that [...]

With countless hazing horror stories plaguing all that is Greek life, some tend to forget how kick-ass a semester of pledgeship can be. Ask anyone who has endured it; it’s worth every second. With the New Year right around the corner, let’s not forget to count our blessings. For all the newly initiated pledges, welcome [...]

“Pledgeship is the best time you’ll never want to have again. It’s a semester-long party of losing your virginity, except you’re the one getting fucked.”

There’s something oddly appealing about celebrities, whether it be a juicy background story, illicit sex scandal or latest purchase in Beverly Hills. Let’s take a slightly more badass look at our most beloved celebs. Ever wonder if the icons of today knew how to funnel a beer, haze a pledge or sport the greatest Greek [...]

A pledge is always in need of a few pieces of quality advice every now and then. A recent submission came our way in need of pledgship advice. How old is too old to pledge? It’s a common problem, and definitely one that needs to be answered. Keep the submissions coming our way as we’ll [...]

“Cold weather unifies a pledge class like nothing else. A frosty dip in the pool at 30-degrees never hurt anybody, right? With snow in hand, hazing just got a whole lot more interesting.”

It’s not everyday that we learn a new word or two. I’d be willing to throw down a few bucks to bet you’ve never heard of some of these. Quite possibly the greatest list of vocabulary words I’ve run across. Specializing in fraternities and sororities, these slang words perfectly encompass all that is Greek Life. [...]

Also known as GDI’s, Anti-Hazing Douchebags are all those opposed to the sacred ritual of hazing a pledge’s balls off. Who would ever disagree with such time-honored tradition? But hey, we can always embark upon ropes courses, trust falls and pledge class dinners to build unity, right? Fuck no, that’s not an option. All those [...]

Public opinion can truly blow your mind a time or two, and nothing’s better than an online dictionary that defines the greatest terms known to man. Of course Greek-life will make its presence known, and of course these responses are the classiest out there. From fratastic to sorostitute, let’s take a look at how Urban [...]

So you’ve heard it all. Pledgeship encompasses every type of fired-up freshman known to man. We could talk all day long, but we want to know about you…

For all you naive folk out there, pledges aren’t the only ones getting their shit rocked. Think about it, pledgeship only lasts for a few months. What the hell is the brotherhood supposed to do without pledges to haze? It’s like having a girlfriend to screw on a daily basis, then breaking up. It’s not [...]

You join a frat for three main reasons: 1) To be a bro 2) To party 3) To get laid Prioritize them in any way you’d like, there’s no wrong answer.

If you really wanna fire-up the brotherhood, shotgun a beer. But we’re not talking about your average Saturday night rager. If your dreams of frat-star status are truly worthy, you’ll get fucked up on a daily basis. As a pledge, there’s no better way to earn respect. Well, assuming you’re pledging the right fraternity. Let’s [...]

Choosing a fraternity during rush is complicated. It’s a week-long version of speed dating. Yet, unlike blind dates, there’s always a fraternity that fits you. There’s no excuse to be a GDI.

Ever wonder what your favorite big-screen badasses, superstar athletes, and mega-rich media moguls were like in college? Only the best knew how to party, and if they did just that, you better believe they joined a frat. Will Ferrell over there, he was a classy Delta Tau Delta. Let’s all raise our glasses to the best [...]

“Pledges have unwritten power. By ratting on the brotherhood for hazing, a pledge can successfully cancel pledgeship altogether. Did I mention the added incentive? The pledge also digs himself his own grave. Seriously. There’s nothing worse a pledge could possibly do. So don’t do it.”

Fraternities will continue to be a social tradition as long as society involves adolescents, alcohol, sex & drugs. Sorry for partying. And maybe a few networking opportunities for those who don’t party. We don’t like to talk about them. Anyways, there are always the cases of pledgeship that go haywire. Serious shit can happen, and [...]

The concept of televising fraternity life seems like the ideal form of entertainment. Constant parties, horny sorority girls and pledge hazing would make for quality television, especially on MTV. Well, history proves otherwise (much to my dismay). To prove just how badly pledging sucks, lets take a trip back to February 2003, the original air [...]

Walking around campus in pledge attire is like waving a giant red flag. You mine-as-well have a shirt that says “I’m a bitch of the brotherhood, and I’m paying for my friends”.

As brothers, we’d all love to have Hooters girls driving us around, serving us dinner and getting hardcore hazed. And in this case, sexually hazed. Well, we can’t all win the lottery now can we? Society has been pretty generous to keep fraternities and pledgeship around for the time being, so we won’t be too [...]

“Getting hammered is an essential component of pledgeship. When you find yourself holding your pledge brother’s fuck-stick during an elephant walk, you better hope you’re shitfaced.”  

As promised, the Brotherhood will be heard. An unknown author, going by the name of Where’s Wale from George Washington University, tells his story: After getting hospitalized Thursday (and obviously pussying out of pledging) I missed my psychology final and was told to make it up on Tuesday at 10am. However, becoming a brother the night before meant [...]

For every hero, there lies a villain. For every frat-star, there lies a GDI. Let’s delve into a vocabulary lesson. GDI: God Damn Independent. For those in college who choose to live a life of solitary confinement, a meager contact list and ice cream socials, this lifestyle is for you. They forgo the opportunity of [...]

Pledging a fraternity is like buying a hooker. You get fucked, then fucked some more. But in the end, you’re literally paying for it.

Hazing? Never heard of it. Fraternities these days shower their pledges with presents and dandelions. It’s very cute to say the least. But hey, don’t take my word for it. Wikipedia tells all: hazing is a term used to describe various rituals and other activities involving harassment, abuse or humiliation as a way of initiating [...]

“As a rookie brother, hazing a pledge is like making love for the first time. It’s always awkward at first, but practice makes perfect. Your manly essence thanks you for your guilty pleasure.”

Well fuck, isn’t this an entire website devoted to the revelation of pledgeship secrets? You bet your ass it is. So what about secrecy? I’ll shove it up the brotherhood’s ass, that’s what I’ll do. Look, the importance of secrecy remains immense in any brotherhood that hazes their pledges’ balls off. Just ask Tiger. A [...]

Be a man. Spit it out. We know you’ve got stories, and we want to hear them. Submit your story at the top of the page. Just remember: It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.

As a pledge, there are a solid number of sounds that will make you shit your pants. Take for instance, the sound of shattered glass, heavy footsteps and drunken brothers laughing. The combination of the three might just result in the pissing of your pants. Absolute silence can have the same impact. In the frat, [...]

“The brotherhood awaits the newest set of pledges like it’s the night before Christmas. Each present comes with special features, such as designated driving, personal catering and unified hazing.”

Now let’s face it, we’re all in college and we all don’t really give a fuck about getting shit done. That’s self-explanatory. If you’ve ever pledged a frat, or have any intention to do so, let’s just say that your GPA isn’t your primary concern. I’m not hating, I’m congratulating. But hey, there comes a [...]

“Pledgeship is like a rainbow. Pledges do everything in their power to find the brotherhood’s pot of gold. It’s fucking beautiful in the eyes of the brothers. The pledges fuck themselves over all the way to the other end.”

The leader of all leaders. Oh, the irony. The word “president” comes with an air of confidence, importance and meaning. Well fuck that. Welcome pledgeship, and welcome Mr. Pledge Class President. No longer does the commander in chief have control, but rather, this president inherited a pile of shit unknown to the average #20 GDI. [...]

“The Pledge Class President takes the most fingers up the ass. He’s like Obama. The only difference revolves around the final result: once a PCP’s term is complete, he actually has some form of respect.”

The breeding ground for alcoholics, drug addicts and wicked hazing can all be attributed to the greatest four-year vacation of your life: COLLEGE. If you think that’s a bad thing, go fuck yourself. Let’s face it, when you walk into the real world in a few years, life’s going to blow. Whoever invented the concept [...]

As promised, the PledgingSucks community will be heard. John, from an anonymous (badass) fraternity at Indiana University, tells his story: “During my Hell Week, this was back in 2006, they had us live in this room for 5 days. We had 40 kids in our pledge class. In the room there is a giant fireplace. They [...]

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